Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Are you ready for some football? ...YES! STOP ASKING ME THAT!

  I actually made it home from work last night without finding out who won the Giants game.  It doesn't take much to make me happy.

  Here's some observations: 

-Both Manning brothers won their game by the unusual score of 36-22.  A spooky coincidence just in time for Halloween.

- New Cowboys QB threw interceptions to all three facets of the Giants defense.  A tip to a linebacker, a botched screen to a defensive lineman and a bad pass to a cornerback.

- In an interview, Hank Williams said he gets asked if he is ready for some football 100 times a day.  He's done the song for 15 years.  That means he has been asked the same question 547,500 times with another 100 coming today.  He said he loves it, but he must be lying.  Right?

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  - Did you ever stand on your tip toes and wonder how much different your life would be if you were just a little bit taller?  Me neither.

  - You should check out Frank Caliendo's stand-up albums.  He is so much better than the five minutes he gets on Fox's football pregame.  I am convinced he can imitate anyone's voice.  It's pretty amazing.

  - Congrats to Jericho, Heroes and Shark for being picked up for a full season.  Smith, Kidnapped, Runaway, we hardly knew you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about baseball? Arent ya gonna write about baseball and how the amazing Detroit Tigers could win the world series?? ;) I love how nobody went to any of the games when they sucked but now everyone here is all, "Go Tigers!!" Yeah, like they cared before! lol
~Tricia

Anonymous said...

"- Did you ever stand on your tip toes and wonder how much different your life would be if you were just a little bit taller?  Me neither."

YOU.HAVE.NO.IDEA.


"- Congrats to Jericho, Heroes and Shark "

I'm excited for Jericho and Heroes. Oh, and Brothers & Sisters got picked up for a full season as well. As if you care.