Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Lost in Translation

  We were just putting away some Christmas stuff and I found the directions to our singing Santa.  Who doesn't love poorly translated instruction booklets?

1. Open the carton, take out the santa's head and body gently.

2. Remove the polybag wrapped on the body and hide the bag at a spot where the kids can't reach for.  Note: choke hazard would happen to kids if neglected that.

3. Tread upon the base, pull up the santa by holding the knob in the middle of the body.  Note: never pull up the shoulders.

4. Place the head on the neck and make sure to have the poles tightly connected.

5. Plug the output adapter to the socket on the base, and the input end to the power outlet.

6. Turn on the switch on the base, the santa will sing and dance.

7. To pack the santa, you should first remove the head and put it in the ox, then press down the santa by holding the knod (never press down the shoulders) the santa would go down to the size that can be exactly packed in the carton.

8. All copyright is preserved for the inner structure patent owned by us.

Made In China.

Attachment 2:   You should have thought about that problem might have been caused by a collapse or break from a belt while a click sound come inside the santa body, though it is still singing without dancing movement, you should check as follows:

1. Lift the costume lap, take off the breeches.  Noted: gently remove the glued rim.

2. Remove the santa head and put it aside.

3. Grasp the santa's leg and body, place it upside down.

4. At this moment, you can see a built-in motor around its gear whether the driving belt is collapsed or broken.

5. You can replace it with extra driving belt, if it does.

6. When finished replacing belt, please place the santa properly, insert its head, put on its breeches and tream its costume neatly.

 

-----I was trying to put this thing away, but it seems my santa didn't come with an ox so I don't know what to do

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm laughing so hard that I literally have TEARS coming out of my eyes!!!!!!!