Since Arrested Development has been tragically put aside for baseball playoffs, I thought I'd share some of the good lines from my second favorite comedy, The Office.
Michael Scott: Five years from now, what do you want to do?
Ryan: Well, I'm interested in business.
Michael: Oh good, ambitious- excellent. You wanna be a manager?
Ryan: Oh no, actually what I want is to own my own business.
Michael: That is ridiculous.
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Michael: There are ten rules of business you need to learn. #1- You have to play to win....BUT...you also have to win to play.
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Michael: Yes, I was the first one out and yes, I have heard of women and children first, but we do not employ children- this is not a sweatshop, thankfully. And, uh, women are equal in the workplace, by law, so I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.
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Michael: Another rule of business is to be able to adapt to different situations. Adapt, react, readapt, apt.
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Dwight's answer to what book he would bring on a desert island: Physician's Desk Reference...hollowed out- inside: waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone....No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question: Did my shoes come off in the plane crash?
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Jim: Let's move on- the Main Event: Who would you do?
Kevin: Present company excluded?
Jim: Not necessari-
Kevin/Oscar: Pam!
Jim: You know what, maybe I'll finish explaining the rules...
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Dwight: I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted. No, I didn't- only part of me meant it. Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway.
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Michael: Game? What are we playing?
Stanley: It's called Who Would You Do?
Michael: Oh, I play this all the time at home, while I'm falling asleep.
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Michael: Roy? Who would you do, Roy?
Roy: Oh, I got it. What's the name of that, uh, tightass Christian chick- the blonde?
Angela: My name is Angela!
Roy: Hey, Angela. Roy. Nice to meet you.
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Michael: He is an idiot. The man is an idiot, ladies and gentlemen!
Kevin: What if he dies in the fire and that was the last thing you ever said to him?
Michael: I didn't say it to him. I said it about him.
4 comments:
Detlef Scrhempf
I take it that is who you would do, Jeff?
I love that show!
First of all, I laughed incredibly too hard. Thanks!! Secondly, my answer would NOT be Jeremy Sisto.
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